Church of the Living Chapstick

If the US didn't invade Iraq over Chapstick Brand's Main ingredient, petroleum, we could have bought

tubes of 1$ chapstick.

... that is 1,721 tubes of chapstick per person.

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The Chapocalypse Is Upon Us!

Written by Dylan Keenen
Friday, 21 November 2008 03:04
The signs are everywhere. The world is conspiring to chap our lips. The following are the four horsemen of the Chapocalypse: Global Warming As the earth's climate warms up, our lips getting increasingly dry and chapped. Water Privatization Water is the best protector against chapped lips. But in third world counties, corparations buy the rights to water and profit off of what should be a basic human right. Bee's Dying In Huge Numbers Our lips rely on bees for bee's wax to make chapstick. But an unexplainable phenomenon has caused large percentages of bee colonies to commit suicide. Petroleum Wars It is no mistake that Iraq sits on huge oil reserves. The truth is, Operation Iraqi Liberation (OIL) is a holy war over resources to make chapstick.
Last Updated ( Monday, 12 January 2009 09:53 )

Invite Chapstick Into Your Life

Coming Soon: WikiChapstick Bible

Written by Dylan Keenen
Friday, 12 December 2008 00:08
COMING SOON! The Church of the Living Chapstick will soon be the first religion to have a wikiBible. Using the Joomla Wiki extension, I will set up the outline for our holy book, and chapstick followers will be free to write and edit. After all, the bible was constantly being edited by kings and priests who had their own agendas.
Last Updated ( Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:27 )

The signs are everywhere. The world is conspiring to chap our lips. The following are the four horsemen of the Chapocalypse: